RAW

Today I started my raw diet. I was a little hesitant at first when I saw a chicken leg in my bowl. I licked it a lot. My mom tried to take it away from me to cut it in smaller pieces but I wasn't having any of that.

Of course it would taste better on the floor than in my bowl so I decided to put it on the ground in front of my bowl. And then I had an even better idea...drag it all around the dining room so I could enjoy it in each and every spot.

My mom has been mopping ever since.